There is a lifetime guarantee when you are friends with me, if you ask for advice, I won’t give you sugar and all things nice, To help things be addressed, my thoughts will be honest at best. I don’t like confrontation to be fair, so arguments will be rare, and because I care, you know, my time, I’ll always share, I promise to make you laugh, without drinking a whole wine carafe My unconditional love I guarantee, without any bribe or fee!