Gardening should be about tidying and weeding, Mowing, and potting, enjoying plants, not needing ointments and pills to get rid of the ills caused by plant shoots as sharp as quills. Unaware, I bent down to pull out a crop unwanted shoots Who were trespassing on this plant; yet as if in cahoots, The errant twig stabbed me in the eye – With no rhyme or reason or why! Next time I’ll sit and relax, feeling zen, Purely looking at my gar-den!
gardening is definitely a dangerous occupation!
Didn’t you attend the safety briefing?
Goggles and hard hat
Gloves and a kneeling mat
Make sure you survive
Gardening is good when you’re alive